Couples counseling Tatsumi-Style

slash-the-breeze:

He frowns deeply as Kanji replies so quickly, and when Yu is mentioned his eyes squint into slits, the Magician glaring down at the table. Of course Yu is more social, because he’s not forcing himself to be as far as he’s concerned. It comes more naturally to the Fool.

When his underclassman begins speaking again, he relaxes to an extent. At least, he relaxes physically. Yosuke’s mind is still somewhat high-strung. It shows when he replies just as quickly, clinging to the statement about hitting him.

“Go ahead if you want to. You’re not the only person who wants to punch me, you know.” he sighs after saying this. Kanji, Yura, probably Yu’s own Shadow wants to as well. Heck, he wants to punch himself for ruining a good thing in his life. “I have to just live with my choice…they’re right anyway, he deserves way better than me.”

Unlike anyone else who had probably threatened violence towards the brunet by that point, Kanji was probably the only one more than willing to go through with it.  It was especially hard to hold back his flaring anger to hear Yosuke talk himself down so quickly.

He looked up to all of his senpais.  Sure Yu may be their ‘leader’ of sorts, but Kanji respected each of his higher ups for very specific reasons.  Focusing on that was enough to calm him down, at least a little slightly.  The irritation on his face was obvious though.

“Don’t ya dare say that teh me again.” He warned quickly.  ”Don’t you ever say you don’t deserve anything, ever.”

His nostrils flared before slamming his fists down on the table.  ”Senpai… Don’t forget who you are… What you’ve done, what you are able teh do.  Dun forget that I wouldn’t be sittin’ here because of you.”

He rubbed his face with both of his hands by that point, emitting another sigh. “So stop ya fuckin’ pity party.  It ain’t endearin’ an’ it ain’t gonna get you anywhere.”

Couples counseling Tatsumi-Style

slash-the-breeze:

Yosuke gives the other a sigh, the sound tainted with the fact that he knows this information all too well. Putting his drink aside for the time being, he rubs the back of his neck, a bit of annoyance in his facial features. But it’s more towards himself, not towards his friend.

“My….phone’s been off.” the brunet informs him. It’s not a lie. After what happened with Yu’s Shadow, he just…never bothered to turn it on the next day, afraid of someone beating him down through that. “But yeah, I guess you can say that, heh…”

“Well that ain’t like ya at all.” Kanji blurts this out without a second thought.  ”I mean like, the only person who’s more social is Yu-senp…ai….” He sighs, realizing that mentioning said name is hitting a sour note.  He sighs, his head hanging as two fingers come up to rub at the bridge of his nose before he starts frantically gesturing with his hands.

“Look, I ain’t gonna lie.  You look like total shit.  An’ I’m assumin’ it’s because of the breakup, yeah?”  He continued to look annoyed, but his eyes closed to reveal a side that was thinking deeply.  ”An’ considering what senpai told me… Tch.  Do I need teh punch ya or something?!” He was honestly pissing himself off, his teeth gritting for a few moments before he took another deep breath.

“I mean, he said you broke it off… Yet here you are, lookin’ like a pathetic dog.  It’s kinda obvious that you ain’t happy with your choice.” He shrugs.  ”So what, you’re just gonna sit here like a zombie for the rest of your life or are ya gonna do something about it?”

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“Ummm… Thanks?”

[[ Considering how weary Teddie-mun is… I’m kinda worried I got this message too…. ]]

the-star-teddie:

Here’s the catch. I’m not tempting you this time~

………….. Good point.  I think I’m almost enabling myself by this point….

slash-the-breeze:

He flinches at the contact at first, not having really noticed the other approach. Tilting his head back, he easily recognizes Kanji, brown eyes following the taller yet younger male as he takes a seat beside him. Yosuke puts on a small smile, mainly forced. Accompanying it with a chuckle, the brunet greets the false blonde.

“O-oh, hey Kanji. Scared me there for a second.” he claims as his eyes focus on the other. But noticing the look on his underclassman’s face, his own expression sinks, shoulders as well. His laughter quickly fizzles out of existence as it all comes back to him. He had started to say to himself in his mind that Kanji knows nothing about what’s happening…but that’s a lie. In fact, they were supposed to…

…whoops.

The Magician awkwardly averts his gaze, remembering his plans he made with the other. And how he totally blew him off, even though he was offering to be an ear for the older male. He makes a small noise of acknowledgement before falling silent again.

Kanji huffs a little as he leans his chin on his hand.  He tries not to show annoyance, but it was difficult considering he had spoken to Yu by this point and had gotten the full story.  Yosuke was the one who initiated the breakup, but he was sitting there like it was the other way around.  The punk was definitely going to get to the bottom of this.

“Yeah… Ya forgot ‘bout our meetup.  An’ ya also haven’t been answering mah texts.  You are completely outta it, aren’t cha?”

the-star-teddie:

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[[ Kanji wants to pet his silky fur though, not his hair… //pout ]]

Teddie’s hair is as silky as his fuzzy fur. True story.

Don’t tempt me.  Remember what happened the last time on Akihiko…..

browneyedgekkogirl:

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“….hi..”
Kanji tatsumi..I thought I already met-hmm must be another double 

“Yo! Welcome to Tatsumi Textiles!”  The blond hopped out from behind the counter, his arms crossed in front of him.  It was an odd sight, the teen wearing his usual punk getup plus the blue apron that sported the logo of the store on it.  But he was obviously not bothered.

“Anythin’ in particular I can get ya, or are ya here for a custom order?”

of-fools-and-worlds:

Yu averted his gaze upon hearing the other figured it out and asked that very question. The Worldly Fool was genuinely upset at the thought, due to his hatred and fear for loneliness and abandonment…

”..It was Yosuke..”

Kanji wasn’t going to be happy with hearing either name come out of the silverette’s mouth, now that he thinks about it.  Still, hearing about the fact it was Yosuke who broke it off was news, considering Kanji had to push him so much to get the relationship together in the first place.

“So what you gonna do about it, Senpai? I mean, you’re obviously bothered about it…” He huffs a little.  ”Ya can’t just sit around and mope like this… It ain’t your style.”

» That awkward moment when you have the exact same icon as one of your dopplegangers

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